Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...