Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...