There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...