I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....