The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...