Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.