What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...