Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!