An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...