Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.