Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.