Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...