Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...