Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...