Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...