Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....