Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....