Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...