What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...