the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.