Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...