The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Blond medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...