Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Marriage Secrets…
Secret tips for making a marriage last…My wife and I have the secrets to...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...