Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!