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Best form of Birth Control
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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
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A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
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What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...