Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...