Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....
A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...