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Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
New Polish Navy
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
US Air Force Humor!
“Squawks” are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before...