Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...