Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!