Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Read This!
Isn’t it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...