My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...