Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...