Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...