Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...