New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...