Eating the piece of fruit
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At the spawn shop!
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A guy in a bar
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Answering Machine Recording
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How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
Men’s rules for Women!
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How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
How to drown a blonde.
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