The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...