Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
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Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...