When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!