Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...