In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Find out about the cat
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.