What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
Hit Television Shows in Iraq
Hit Television Shows in Iraq:”Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions”...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
A moose-quito!
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Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...