Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...