Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...