A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
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One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...