Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes
If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1. A research...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...