Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Changed HR policies
|Casual Fridays:Week 1 – Memo No. 1Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...