Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...