Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...