One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....