Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...