Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...